I'm Michal "The Joggler" Kapral of Port Hope, Ontario, Canada, and I run marathons and other events while "joggling," an actual sport that combines jogging (or running) and juggling. I hold the Guinness World Record of 2:50:12 for the fastest marathon while juggling three objects. (I also chewed gum every step of the way.)
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
WANTED: Bedside rack for juggling clubs
"Many customers are buying one for each side of the bed." I nearly lost it when I first heard that.
They should design something like this for juggling clubs. I could work on my 3-club patterns before I even get out of bed. And if an intruder comes it – BLAMMO! – a club to the head. The Canadian answer to the shotgun.
"The back-up is not intended for use in homes with children."
ReplyDeleteUh, or PEOPLE! Crap, what is this world coming to? Please, let me never live in America.
Darn, the video isn't working anymore.
ReplyDeleteJust did for me?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the days when you could just lean your shotgun up in the corner?
sweeeet... that thing is at perfect knee-cap height.
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